Photo Hunt

I put together a game on GAG in which everyone (those who chose to participate, that is) have 30 days to get pictures of the following items. I did this in an effort to motivate myself to take more pictures. Some will be easy to get...some, not so easy.

The list:
bird bath
cell phone
riding lawnmower
church sign
sunset
white flower
dessert
someone washing their car
cotton balls
an animal paw
interstate sign
bottle of pink nail polish
yield sign
cordless drill
shirt with a heart on it
$20 bill
tractor
fried chicken
red hat
6:25 on the clock
map
stuffed animal
cows in a field
something reflecting something else
roll of green yarn
bale of hay
can of corn
tube of red lipstick
bricks
water tower
colander
your shadow
bunch of grapes
magazine
cookies
bracelet
rocks
fence
a burning candle
lamp
old building
blue balloon
backpack
Burger King sign
a soda
sidewalk chalk
steps
a flag
traffic light
a padlock
rust
bridge
funny bumper sticker
postage stamp
duct tape
graffiti
Dr. Seuss book
park slide
eyeglasses
bottle of perfume or cologne
an envelope
a menu
a receipt
a calendar
a shoe box
For Sale sign
pink shoes
rocking chair
an open umbrella
a neon sign
a box of hair dye
dictionary
leather wallet
puzzle piece
cassette tape
greeting card
an "unconventional" mailbox
smoke
a brown belt
fire hydrant
gazebo
crayons
roll of paper towels
bubbles
a basket
M&Ms
railroad crossing sign
water (rain or whatever) drops on a window
boat
street light
jeans
beer bottle
bench
water spigot (faucet)
A Christmas ornament (dig 'em out!)
leaf
clouds
a hammer
73 cents...in whatever coins you want
your car keys
something striped
An ad in your classifieds
a chain
a campaign sign
camouflage
ice
a cool drinking cup
something broken
a blue truck
a satellite dish
a ball
a barber shop pole
a tire
painted toenails
a "W" on a sign
a painting
a footprint
fountain
telephone pole
a watch
a screw
an airplane
a tree limb
marbles
stack of books
keyhole
gas pump nozzle
spiral notebook
a statue
a back scratcher
a box of Macaroni and cheese
a pine cone
a sea shell
a yo yo
chocolate
flashlight
the word "LOVE"
mail truck
dryer lint
button
pay phone
gift bag
a character Band-Aid
grocery list
school bus
a bent fork
unsharpened pencil
an apple
mp3 player earphones
flexible straw

I'll post my album link as I get my pictures!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are so many answers to choose from!

AL GORE:
"I invented the chicken!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
"Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken ."

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
"We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access
to the other side of the road. "

ARISTOTLE:
"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

BARBARA WALTERS:
"Isn't that interesting?
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting,
and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. "

BILL CLINTON:
"I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken ."

BILL GATES:
"I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

COLIN POWELL:
"Now to the left of the screen,
you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..."

COLONEL SANDERS:
"Did I miss one?"

DICK CHENEY:
"Where's my gun?"

DR SEUSS:
"Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed
I've not been told. "

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
"To die in the rain. Alone. "

GRANDPA:
"In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough. "

HILLARY CLINTON:
"I have vast experience with chickens and if elected,
I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."

JOHN KERRY:
"Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it. "

JOHN LENNON:
"Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. "

MARTHA STEWART:
"No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information. "

NANCY GRACE:
"That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."

PAT BUCHANAN:
"To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."

GEORGE W. BUSH:
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here."

DR. PHIL:
"The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal
with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting
by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
before adding 'NEW' problems ".

I like this explanation the best, though.

Happy Valentine's Day!