Doo-doo da doo-doo!

The pinkeye has proven itself to be viral, and not bacterial, so the eye drops won't cure it. And the motherfucker has spread to my left eye.

I'm speaking of this evil pink bitch as if it were a true being...some figure from the bowels of Hell itself. And it might as well be...it's a huge pain in my ass! Well, in my eyes, really...

I've been in the house for 4 days. I refuse to leave it since I look like a hideous conjunctivitis poster child. So, I needed some cheering up.

And this did it...

Just great!

Fuck pinkeye up it's pink fucking ass!

I woke up this morning with my right eye itching, burning, and leaking some shit that bodies should not leak. Rhiannon had it two weeks ago, and somehow...even after spraying Lysol all over God's creation...I still got it. Luckily, I still have some of the prescription eye drops that Rhiannon had.

So...off to "instill two drops in affected eye."