Just a note:

I am not very "Politically Correct." I cuss. A lot. If you can't handle the "F" word, quit reading. If you can't handle the "C" word, or maybe even the "P" word, then go away.


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Smells like Teen Spirit?

No. It smells like Secret Platinum Jasmine Orient scent.

What's that delightful smell? Why, it's my pits, of course! My new deodorant is awesome. I didn't have a problem with the body odor before, but with this, I can be sure I won't! I do the stretch and reach just to get a whiff of my splendid armpits numerous times a day.

Mmmmmmm.

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