That was the name of the Rock of Love episode I just watched. Have you seen this shit? Bret Michaels...yeah, the 80's hair band Poison's Bret Michaels...has a house full of bimbos vying for his love. Each episode, he will eliminate a given number of girls until he is left with "the one."
Gag me with a fucking spoon.
That being said, I already have my DVR set to record the series, because as stupid as it is - as much as the idiot, catty bitches on it make me cringe - I must watch this train wreck of a show. It has sucked me in.
I found myself wondering how a few of these girls actually functioned in the real world. They have to be putting on for the camera. Have to be! The rocks at the end of my driveway serve more purpose than some of them...at least I can kick those around some.
These chicks' parents must be so proud. Their daughters are fighting over a rock star, hanging from a stripper pole, bouncing their silicone tits in front of the cameras, and drinking themselves into a blubbering mess....on TV! If my daughter made a donkey out of herself on television I would kick her ass every day for the rest of my life....no matter how old she was.
And even though I threw up in my mouth a record 12 times during tonight's episode, I can't wait until next Sunday night when the new one comes on. Because as many times as I've been called "White Trash"...I will never be the garbage that these hooches are!
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OMG we have been watching it too...I mean its BRET how can we NOT??? But the HO'S OMG where did they find these skanks. :lol
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